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“Flush” Gordon

awkward dateThe DC ’singles’ trio ventured into Angel last night for an evening of Speed Dating, masterminded by David “Flush” Gordon himself (I’m sure he’ll be glad to explain that one). The night begins by picking a celebrity name tag that you somehow associate with. A quick peek at the girls list made way for a promising evening, Pamela Anderson, Princess Leah…etc. Awkwardly entering a room consisting of 10 lovely ladies, ‘mood’ music and lighting and, weirdly, bra’s scattered across the chandeliers, you’d start to think you were in some kind of adult theme park; the adrenaline rush was pretty much the same.

The ‘game’ starts and three minutes is all you have to woo before a topless beefcake of a man, who didn’t do much for our self-esteem I’m sure, bangs at his gong and the DJ ushers us on to the next in waiting. So what do you talk about, well after the event it was more of a case of what did I talk about.

It was a lot of fun, but that was all it was about, not about meeting a prospective partner. Just another addition to the London night life involving the pastime of ‘romantic pursuit’ with no real goal, except fun. Suits me fine. With London life getting ever busy and ever widening where more people sit alone (not necessarily lonely) on a computer than watching a TV with friends or family, a forced microcosm was refreshing.

Comments

  1. By lpb | December 6th, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    it’s alright for you, you weren’t the one that the sister made go in and interupt/retreive them! oh the things i have to do…

  2. By hils | December 6th, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    it was a question of hygiene that prevented me ;)

  3. By toby | December 6th, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    there’s got to be an online speed dating alternative. do it over a lunch hour and never have to leave your desk!

  4. By DG | December 6th, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Well, I’m keeping my mouth shut, which I probably should’ve done last night too…

  5. By DG | December 6th, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    Oh, and also a big shout out to Meat Loaf for proclaiming my afformentioned indescrection to all and sundry in the bar afterwards - just in case there were any girls there who had a decent opinion of me, best to tarnish that assumption, eh?

  6. By lpb | December 6th, 2006 at 10:32 pm

    i beleive it’s called “narrowing the odds” Vic.

    oh and the reputation was already tarnished by that point!

  7. By Tiger Cavill | December 7th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Save yourselves the embarassment and just buy some Thai Brides on t’internet. You might be able to club together and share one to save money.

  8. By DG | December 8th, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Something tells me that I’d rather buy something worthwhile, like a Nintendo Wii or a ball in a cup