“Flush” Gordon
The DC ’singles’ trio ventured into Angel last night for an evening of Speed Dating, masterminded by David “Flush” Gordon himself (I’m sure he’ll be glad to explain that one). The night begins by picking a celebrity name tag that you somehow associate with. A quick peek at the girls list made way for a promising evening, Pamela Anderson, Princess Leah…etc. Awkwardly entering a room consisting of 10 lovely ladies, ‘mood’ music and lighting and, weirdly, bra’s scattered across the chandeliers, you’d start to think you were in some kind of adult theme park; the adrenaline rush was pretty much the same.
The ‘game’ starts and three minutes is all you have to woo before a topless beefcake of a man, who didn’t do much for our self-esteem I’m sure, bangs at his gong and the DJ ushers us on to the next in waiting. So what do you talk about, well after the event it was more of a case of what did I talk about.
It was a lot of fun, but that was all it was about, not about meeting a prospective partner. Just another addition to the London night life involving the pastime of ‘romantic pursuit’ with no real goal, except fun. Suits me fine. With London life getting ever busy and ever widening where more people sit alone (not necessarily lonely) on a computer than watching a TV with friends or family, a forced microcosm was refreshing.


































it’s alright for you, you weren’t the one that the sister made go in and interupt/retreive them! oh the things i have to do…
it was a question of hygiene that prevented me
there’s got to be an online speed dating alternative. do it over a lunch hour and never have to leave your desk!
Well, I’m keeping my mouth shut, which I probably should’ve done last night too…
Oh, and also a big shout out to Meat Loaf for proclaiming my afformentioned indescrection to all and sundry in the bar afterwards - just in case there were any girls there who had a decent opinion of me, best to tarnish that assumption, eh?
i beleive it’s called “narrowing the odds” Vic.
oh and the reputation was already tarnished by that point!
Save yourselves the embarassment and just buy some Thai Brides on t’internet. You might be able to club together and share one to save money.
Something tells me that I’d rather buy something worthwhile, like a Nintendo Wii or a ball in a cup